It's hard to find the right balance in Paris. One minute a shopkeeper is ignoring you; the next, you're listening to the roundup of all the quartier's news since De Gaulle was President--the first time around. The reassuring, bubbly, and to-the-point, "Hi! How can I help you?," is as foreign here as a mimosa on an Air France flight. But until you acquire a taste for Parisian small talk, there's no reason not to be bubbly and to-the-point yourself. If anyone raises an eyebrow, you can always comfort yourself later by adding a little orange juice to your champagne.
Lucille Ball as Lucy Ricardo. [Online image] 1956.